Sausages for a rating.
Sausages for a rating.
As awkwardly I felt in the second class, when,
Hurrying on natural need, has casually run in devchachy a toilet and
Has been expelled with shouts and a shame.
No, this time anybody anywhere did not drive me. But people, to
Which I on professional need stuck in the street, behaved
As at a meeting with the clinical idiot, not finding the answer to mine
Question.
- Danke shon, - I repeated the only thing known to me German
Expression also caught the following passer-by.
Passers-by varied, and the scene repeated. And during any moment
It seemed, that all around jump aside from me. And behind the back tychut
Finger, after that it and twisting at a temple.
No, I did not ask anything immodest. Did not ask money. I
Only, having apologised, was interested in tolerable English: "Not
Will prompt how to pass to residence of the prime minister? "Business was
In nine mornings in Munich, earth Bavaria capital.
Is better I would search for a ladies' rest room. As a last resort would accept
For the transvestite...
It is necessary to notice, that, being on business trip and searching
The Bavarian executive power not with idle curiosity, I not
Solicited schoolgirls and housewives. Asked only the serious
Misters in jackets and at ties. Or frau, trading
Souvenirs on the central area. Or usually knowing all
Taxi drivers. They endeavoured to help me. And, logically arguing,
Specified there where flags of Bavaria hang. They hung: over doors
Cafe, hotels, museums...
Has recollected, where there is a residence, probably, the twentieth puzzled
Me mjunhenets. I so was delighted, that long, on - russki, stings to it
Hand. The German, having pulled out from "embraces", has accelerated at once a step. And I
Has gone to the purpose, digesting in an impression brain. Also has understood all only
In the evening, behind a beer mug having presented itself the simple Bavarian.
Well judge for yourself: any badly slept tourist searches
The prime minister. Here in a German brain at once there is a number
Complicated questions. Who at us now the prime minister? What for it is necessary
To this guy in such wound? Probably, there nearby any museum
Or shop?. Not having found a prompt reply to one, the German is lost
Also leaves, speaking something from politeness. They in general polite,
These Germans...
Interestingly, I have thought, and how much Muscovites will shrug shoulders, if
Them to ask, where there is a mayoralty? Also has spent such interrogation,
Having returned home. In the centre of Moscow. Have guessed 22 persons from 22
- 20 Muscovites plus 2 by the form the Caucasian. So the experimental
By I have deduced the formula with which help it is easy to distinguish
Civilised society from that yet very much.
The first is where citizens practically do not notice the power.
The second - where the authorities practically do not notice citizens.
There is also a third category - the countries of type of Turkmenia. Possibly,
Interrogate I passers-by in streets of Ashkhabad, me with fear also a hymn
About Turkmenbashi have sung. However, there one of these days to citizens simplification
Left. Turkmenbashi has decided all streets to deprive of proper names and
To appropriate it numbers. The exception will be made only by streets and the areas,
Named in honour of the leader and its relatives.
It is pleasant, of course, that we yet Turkmenia, though movement in that
The party is. And here that to Germany to us further, than to
Beijing, - it is sad...
* * *.
"Time comes, people of a head lose. And this time
The spring is called... "- in a good old Soviet song it is sung.
The new State Duma at us - well absolutely bad. At it it is constant
Are scratched... I do not know, whether a hand? From an avitaminosis has suddenly risen
Question: to fail to trust the government or not to express.
The Duma was excited and has reddened. Communists, having approved all
Presidential bills, beginning from the budget and finishing
The arms and hymn, as loonies at whom on spring an aggravation, have solved
To scare the head physician. Have recollected, probably: we violent, we against
Mode!
But it in a civilised society to loonies the humane relation.
At us for them - hospital attendants and strait jackets.
To communists have quickly stuck soothing and have connected on hands and
To feet. "Bear" a-rod has woken up from hibernation and has threatened: we you
Let's support, the president will leave the government, and the Duma will disperse on
Figs. And in the following Duma you, communists, will be even less, than in
This. Well, we will revolt further?.
Naturally, and TV pochmyrilo insane persons on two
To full programs. As a result instead of a vote of no confidence it has turned out
Inoculation from furiousness. To communists, and on their example and the rest,
The authorities have let know: or in the state there will be a unity
("Unity"), or one of two. And violence of communists has poured out in
Badly hidden depression. Left, as in a joke.
The scared saleswoman asks the buyer:
- The man, to you what for a cord and soap - you that to be hung up
Were going to?
- No, a pancake, now pomojus and in mountains I will go!
* * *.
Our power constantly reminds us of itself. Our power
- It is the diagnosis.
Why the same Germans do not recollect the power? And what for to hold in
To head the unnecessary information? What difference, where residence, if
It does not influence taste of sausages with cabbage in the nearest gashtete? It
Simply it is not necessary to know:
Where the prime minister sits;
b) whether "I took the passport, leaving from the house?";
c) what phone at ZHEKa.
And in general: all these prime ministers have gone...
Our power climbs to us in eyes, ears and souls. In the form of the hot
Waters which is not present in batteries; the ice blocks falling on a head with
Roofs; a drilling sight of the militiaman which can stick
Simply because to it it is boring; persons of the official, on which
The price on services is stamped...
Ten thousand Russians leave the state.
By the way, on German business trips I met many our were
Fellow citizens (in one Berlin of their thousand 150). I will not tell, that all of them
Are happy. Hardly such it is possible at once in the new country.
But they are not unhappy. Unless it is not enough of it? At least,
Here I seldom met such people.
* * *.
At the previous system we all country struggled for the world. And
Correctly did. From "Union-apollona" times remained cigarette
Pack. That remains from that place where station "World" will fall,
All world with fear guesses now. There besides any
Bacteria were got, mutirovavshie since Brezhnev's times. That,
Were frightened? Our communistic infection will be more feasible than them
The cow furiousness...
* * *.
On the last holidays I was in one small
Country town. And one small local official in a bath,
Constantly burning thighs a signet which does not act in film any more with
Finger-sausage, has opened to me the most terrible state
Secret.
- You know, - he has told, having filled in the seventh wine-glass for a bedsheet, -
Why all city at us is filled up by snow? Because on papers it
Time eight is licked clean. And the money which has been put in pawn in the budget on
Cleaning, are washed...
Here paternal nobody knows German officials and in an emphasis not
Notices.
They for image and a rating do not have not enough snow.
Ajder Muzhdabaev.
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//* an information Source: the Moscow member of the Komsomol, 18.03.01
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