SHakil About "Nile: the Long tongue small war.
SHakil About "Nile: the Long tongue small war.
The well-known basketball player, tsentrovoj NBA club "Los Angeles
lejkerz "SHakil O-nil has again fallen in love! The huge black guy
Has started to dry on Anzheline Dzholi. Yes-yes, that, which
Has acted in film in a hit blockbuster "Lara Kroft - rashititelnitsa
Tombs ", removed on motives of a superpopular computer game
"Tomb rajder".
About it SHakil has more recently told in the most popular
The American teleshow. By the way, the same program, in which
One year ago the basketball player admitted the warm feelings of ours
To sexy tennis star to Anna Kurnikovoj. The leader has set to it
Question: "Here if you, SHak, have turned to the Superman from
The film with the same name whom you would choose to yourself in the correct girl-friend? "
O-nil, having scratched a smoothfaced head, has responded: "Anna Kurnikovu!" On all
Visibilities, ardent speeches of the basketball player and have not reached ears
Tennis-players. At least our beauty did not burn with the desire
To jam in the girl-friend to the Shakilu-superman and has preferred the hockey player
"Detroit Red Uingz" Sergey Fedorova.
The basketball player not long stayed in confusion and bystrenko
Has found object of a worship - pyshnogruduju Anzhelinu Dzholi.
Forms, probably, also have impressed O-nila most of all. By the way,
Not its one. Many girls after film viewing all
Were surprised:
How with such riches to run it is possible?
However SHakilu it at all has not prevented to plunge into the world
Erotic dreams...
... It it is effective slemuet (that is hammers in a ball into a ring from above),
And it is winked by the beauty sitting in the second number in a dress with
Deep decollete - that also look all therefrom will fall out...
And here on them simultaneously rolls certain feeling,
Reminding love...
Approximately so the basketball player also dreamt on the air.
SHakila O-nila at all does not confuse also that fact, that Dzholi has
The husband who, naturally, madly likes. However, as
Speaks, what for wishes it to eat.
SHakil has not got used to hesitate in estimations and expressions.
For example, the first, that the Ukrainian basketball player has heard
Stanislav Medvedenko, hardly it has entered into a locker room of the well-known
"Los - Andzhelesa", from the star team mate, was:
"To you, the guy, has madly carried. After all in"Lejkers"acts most
The abrupt basketball player - that is I! "It is good, that O-nil has restrained and
Has not named itself the greatest. For the sake of justice I will notice, that
SHak, no less than the majority of admirers basketa, recognises
That "It Vozdushestvo" Michael Jordan.
And here once in teleinterview when O-nila have asked
To comment on its game, it has suddenly blurted out: "My game - as
Theorem Pifagora. Nobody knows, how it to prove! "Yes,
oprostovolosilsja the giant because of ignorance of bases of geometry. What for it,
It is asked, eight years - instead of six put - it was trained in
University of Louisiana. It is surprising, as such degree of the bachelor
Appropriate?
One more remarkable line: if will name SHakil what
The female name - means, next time it it is obligatory brjaknet, that
With this young woman it had affinity. Not only spiritual, but also
The physical.
After all before admitting passionate love to Anzheline
Dzholi, O-nil has chattered away to all America, how it
Sindi Crawford had a good time in bed with known photomodel,
Which during that moment worried because of divorce with actor Richard
Gere.
When the top model has met such sensitive and sincere guy,
She has thought: time at it all such big, probably, at it
It will appear huge and heart in which there will be a place and to it -
Lonely and left.
But hardly Sindi could expect simply swinish act
From party O-Nila. It was not ashamed at the mullions-strong
Audiences in paints to picture, as they with Crawford secretly from all
Met on a country country house, ate fruit, drank champagne
And, certainly, made love. And so it is passionate, what not
The ancient oak bed has sustained even. (Still! Weight SHaka - 140
Kg.) and most of all Sindi Crawford the smile of the liked
Big bojfrenda and that it, unlike its former spouse,
Could make love long. Here so has praised itself SHakil,
Having attributed these words of model.
Certainly, Sindi, having heard such, has instantly dropped out in a deposit
Also felt, as if over it from feet to a head have poured dung. And
Immediately became otkreshchivatsja from intimate communications with
The basketball player. A pier, only once also saw. And that in a place,
Rather removed from where sexual contacts are possible: on
Preview trailer shootings.
However inquisitive American reporters have decided to get to the bottom to
Trues and ostensibly have found in sports palaces of Orlando and Los Angeles
The rooms intended for sexual joys of basketball players.
And the most cunning journalist even has written down strange sounds on a dictophone,
Which steels to reach from a room after there secretly
Has got SHakil O-nil with Sindi Crawford on hands...
In completion of all Crawford has threatened SHakilu judicial
Trial. Here O-nil has tried to convince all, what is it
Only an innocent joke, also has started to press on pity: till 19 years
It remained the virgin. One basketball was on mind, and on
Girls he did not admire at all...
But, as if making up missed, SHakil declared, that in it
Beds have visited, for example, tennis superstar Vinus Williams and
Actress-singer Alija who was acting in film in "п п я я п я п -2".
Such recognitions, certainly, povergli in a shock not only
"Sexual partners" the basketball player, and also its girlfriend on
Lives, from which at it a daughter, and native mum. And enraged
The mistress has declared, that now to it, probably, it is necessary to happen on
All away matches "Lejkers" and to adhere it to a skirt.
And mummy, having called the son a fool what light not vidyval, promised
At a meeting to give to it a strong clip.
- In me the most talented actor perishes! - grins SHakil. -
And here journalists never can understand, when them deceive, and
When speak the truth...
Probably, SHakil nevertheless did not say lies. Judge - young ladies on it
To court and have not submitted. In vain... This guy with a long tongue
Earns in a year about 30 million dollars. At desire it is possible
Would be to seize the decent sum. O-nilu, for example, has not made
Work to pay losses which were incurred by Los Angeles after the rough
otmechanija victories "Lejkers" in the last year's championship of NBA. SHak
Then has offered already 50 thousand dollars...
By the way, the basketball player agrees not on each tempting
In the financial relation the transaction. Somehow to it have suggested to act in
shutejnom a boxing duel. Four rounds on a ring promised two
One million tanks. Has refused. Really, what for for the sake of
Additional earnings to wave fists if it is possible to sing.
More precisely to esteem a rap.
As well as any black fellow, O-nil in the childhood raved not
Only basketom, but also reperskoj career. In due course gradually
Began to execute at first another's known rap compositions, and then
Has begun to compose the. Also it is necessary to tell, that the rapper from it
More or less decent.
For example, its first single "What-s Up Doc? (Can We Rock?)",
Which he has written down together with "Fu-Schnickers", has received in America
The gold status (it is sold over hundred thousand plates. - a bus). So
As well as its debut album "Shaq Diesel". In due course it
Appetites grew. Somehow during the high season SHakil has broken a finger and not
There were on a platform two months. And for this time he has had time to create
Own sound recording label - T.W.I.M (The World Is
Mine).
In recitative creativity SHak, unlike others
Rappers, does not like, that is called, topic of the day. "My tears, washing
Grief "or, for example, gangster motives - it is obvious not it
Repertoire. For it a rap - exclusively ball. Prefers
Another: something like that party at ours Detsla at home, on
Which "all area walks, all school" walks. At SHaka, certainly
All masshtabnee: to itself(himself) on party it invites all terrestrial
Sphere.
It prepares for preparation of all musical projects rather
Thoroughly. For example, removed a clip on a hit of the own
Compositions so the main director has appointed Bruce Springstina, and
To it in assistants has written out Stivi Uandera. Now the basketball player
Works over the next disk, and helps it with it Fred Darst -
frontmen zabojnoj the alternative command "Limp Bizkit".
This year, by the way, musicians from U2 rather were delighted,
When have learnt, that they are invited with the concert program to the ending
plej-off NBA between "Los Angeles" and "Philadelphia-76".
- To meet with SHakom is cool! - Bono - the leader has told
Irish rokerov.
That is interesting, the best player of "Philadelphia" Allen Ajverson too
At a leisure creates rap compositions. However, its products
Are stuffed by obscene expressions - as well as at known
Antihrista Merilina Manson with whom ways once were crossed
SHakila O-nila. Because of the strong snow-storm which has fallen upon staff
Pennsylvania, in one hotel have got stuck Manson and the command "Orlando
Medzhik ". It is good, that the basketball player did not begin to become closely acquainted with
Bryan Uornerom (the present name of the singer).
That kind, still would start to copy muztvorchestvo
The scandalous executor.
Though SHakil, whose name is translated with Arabian as "the small
The soldier ", and itself mastak zaboristo to talk smut. Knowingly the charcoal
Guys-anarchists from "Rage Against The Machine" in one of songs
Declare: "I swear, as SHakil!" And in a picture "to Forget Paris"
The protagonist - a role of the known comedian Bills Kristala - the best
The judge of NBA. The best it because, despite of the sizes SHaka, can
During a match without ceremony to put it into place, having shouted on that:
"Stop up the mouth!".
Film career, by the way, - third hobby O-nila after
Basketball and rap. Some even consider, that in due time it
Has changed "Orlando" for "Los Angeles" from desire to be closer to
To Hollywood. There it is easier to be untwisted in show business.
Two full-length tapes - "Benefit or Success" and "Steel" - in
Which the basketball player, to tell the truth, not so hot has acted in film.
The first film, for example, acted in film still in far 1994, when
SHak only has started to justify star advance payments. And "Steel" and at all
Terrible skukotishcha. Something like "Batman" (or "Superman"),
Only the main character clearing a city from hooligans of all
Colours, the Afro-American. This ordinary picture has been put forward"on
Competition of "the Gold raspberry" - awards for the most settling
Film industry products.
That year contenders by misfortune of the basketball player-actor were
Recognised Hollywood stars: Kevin Costner, Vel Kilmer, Stephen
Sigal, Sandra the Bullock, Alicia Silverstoun and the former wife "the strong
Nutlet "Bruce Uillisa Demi Moore. And as the worst film recognised" the Batman
And Robin ".
Once SHakila O-nila held up to shame as the strikebreaker. In
Hollywood the actors who are acting in film in preview trailers have gone on strike. With
Angry and diatribes the such acted even
Superstars, as Volume Henks and John Travolta. The owner of two
"Oscars" for a film "Beauty in an American way" Kejvin Spejsi
Has offered 100 thousand dollars in a strike fund. Nicolas Cage -
Twice it is more. And SHakil O-nil not only that cent not
Has thrown, so also continued to act in film in advertising. "Contract
Obligations oblige ", - he tried to have a talk
Strikers.
Now one more scale film project, by the way, prepares.
Are involved in him Kianu Rivz, Mikki Rourke and, certainly, SHakil
O-nil. And the basketball player is invited to a role of the leader of trade union
Founders. An unusual role, and the most important thing, that this character -
The lame...
Perhaps, though this time job SHakila at cinema will appear
The remembered. The main thing - he should consult to a daughter.
The three-year babe has somehow told to the well-known daddy: "You
When you throw penal throws - turn in feet... "SHakil
Has obeyed, and in game of the regular championship of NBA there is more than half
Throws have hit the mark. More often to get a ball from a line penal
In a ring for SHaka it is much more difficult, than to declare for the whole world about
The sexual feats.
Interestingly, to whom SHakil O-nil admits love in following
Time?.
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//* an information Source: the Moscow member of the Komsomol, 12.08.01
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