Sharks of imperialism and communism.
Sharks of imperialism and communism.
Magazine "Time" ("Time") has christened this summer in "the Summer of sharks",
Having devoted to it special number. At first sight, "Time" at all
Did not exaggerate. Since May and especially in August the American
Mass media only also did, that told about sharks,
Attacking people. In May nine cases have been registered
Such attacks. In July the shark has bitten off a hand at the eight-year
Boy Dzhesi Erbogasta. In August of a shark nine times attacked
Children engaged in surfing at coast Nju-are quiet, the State of Florida.
And in general the majority of similar incidents took place on
The Atlantic coast of Florida though sharks attacked people and in
Other places.
So, for example, strongly has not carried nju - jorkskomu
To the banker-investor to Krishna to Thompson who has spent together with the wife
Holiday on the Bahamas. (The wife of the unfortunate called to Ava Maria!) Krishna
(Too a suitable name!) bathed at coast Friporta, Big
The Bahamas, near to the hotel. There was a perfect summer morning.
Unexpectedly the shark attacked Krishna and has seized his foot.
The banker - the investor, it is necessary to give to it due, has not become puzzled and became
To bang a shark fists while it has not let out his foot from the
Iron jaws. Weakened Krishna hardly has reached coast and
Has failed on beach sand. Having collected last forces, he was in time before
To trace a finger on sand of four figures - "4149" - number of the
Rooms in hotel that people could inform on an event to Ava
Maria, to the lawyer by a trade. Surgeons have amputated a foot of Krishna above
Knee, and the unlucky banker have sent by plane in Miami, where
It have placed in memorial hospital of a name of Jackson.
More shortly, Americans were captured by a panic. Still! Literally everyone
Put TV showed "bitten" - victims of an attack of sharks,
Which showed the hurt finitenesses or
Absence of these also told about the purgatories. That
bish on sharks. Such impression, as if Stephen was made
Spielberg has decided to show the documentary version on TV
Well-known "Jaws". The whole serial!
By the way to tell, and Stephen Spielberg's "Jaws", and Peter's book
Benchli under such name which has laid down in a basis of a film,
Too to a certain extent the documentary. In them for a basis it is taken
Real history which has happened in 1916. In July of that
Year the huge white shark began to attack people and to kill them
In waters of Atlantic at coast of the State of New Jersey. During
Twelve days the white shark attacked people seven times.
Four attacks have ended with death of bathers and swimmers. The first
The son of the known doctor became a victim of a white shark. It has occurred 1
July, 1916 to Long Beach Ajlende in New Jersey. The shark has bitten off at
The guy both feet, and then has floated upstream to small town
Mejteven where zagryzla the 11-year-old boy also has killed the young
The man, vainly trying to rescue the child. After that
The insatiable monster has overturned the fishing boat and has tried
To regale on the unaided fishermen getting to water.
(Murder by a shark of the son of the doctor on July, 1st, 1916 - the first
Documentary attack of a shark to the person with a fatal outcome in
The United States.) adventures of the huge white
Sharks-murderers are described in Michael Kaputstso's book "Close
Coast: original history of horror during an innocence epoch ", which
It has been published in 2000.
Kaputstso, naturally, has responded and to new spark horrors,
Appeared suddenly to the America which for a long time already has lost the virginity.
It has made it in article with a little playful heading
"Calm down, sharks - legible eaters"("Pelex Sharks Are Picky
Eaters ") which has been printed in the newspaper" Uoll-strit dzhornel "-
Body of sharks Uoll-strita, it is far not white, but it is even more deadly
The dangerous. Kaputstso writes, that the white shark "synchronised" the
Attacks to people while in the Old World went
Historical fight on Somme in which the destiny of Europe dared. In
That time (July, 1916) the United States have not entered yet in
The First World War, and president Vudro Wilson conducted the campaign
On re-election under the slogan "It has saved us from war"("He Kept
Us Out of the War ").
But the isolationism of president Wilson extending on
World slaughter-house in Europe, had the limits. Vudro Wilson could not
Not to react to aggressive actions of a white shark at
The Atlantic coast New Jerseys, were besides its native
Staff. Passivity in this business could cost to it repeated
Residence permits in White, as well as a shark, the house. And here Vudro Wilson, future
The author of the well-known 14 points and the initiator of sad memory of League
The nations, has allowed the order to the Shore service to liquidate "all sharks
East coast ". The protection Shore service was accepted zealously
To execute the order of the president. But all futility became soon clear
This enterprise. It was found out, that liquidation "all sharks
East coast "so impracticable problem, as well as
Practical liquidation of all mosquitoes of America. (Authorship of it
Comparisons belongs to Mr. Kaputstso.) President Wilson, having understood,
That it was involved in a hopelessness, has allowed the order to stop "War against
Sharks "as this enterprise officially was called. Instead of sharks
Wilson at last was up in arms against Germans and has entered the First world
War. Fortunately for inhabitants of New Jersey, all America and all
The world, in this war Wilson has appeared more successful, than in "to War
Against sharks ". Germans was much less, than sharks and mosquitoes.
Huge white shark of "sample" of 1916, devouring the poor
njudzhersijtsev, and the sharks attacking people at coast of Florida, as
"Two big differences" speak in Odessa at Black sea. On
To expression of Mr. Kaputstso, the last - "good-quality sharks"
And human flesh do not eat. They, unlike a white shark,
"Become uncontrollable", do not hunt specially on people. (White
Shark have nicknamed "godie", that is "derelict". Now so name
The states, objectionable to Washington, - Iran, Iraq, Cuba, Libya,
The North Korea. Threat from "states-derelicts"
Washington uses as a pretext for creation of the national
Antimissile defence and exit from the Contract on ABOUT 1972.)
But why then "good-quality sharks" began to bite
Florida bathers, swimmers and serferov? According to Kaputstso,
This result of misunderstanding. In muddy water "the good-quality
Sharks ", it is visible (that is it is invisible), accepted" the pale
Human finitenesses "for fishes also attacked them. Besides
"Good-quality sharks" - gourmets also consider human flesh
"Substandard" meat. It appears, people continually float
Among sharks, not noticing it, and a shark though notice people, but
Turn back from them a nose, that is jaws. Not without reason all is casual
The bitten have not been eaten. Having convinced, that in their jaws not
Fish, and the person, sharks released it, otplevyvajas on the spark
Manners. "Do not take offence and do not take it personally, sharks in
Us are not interested ", - hohmit Mr. Kaputstso.
Kaputstso and others "akulovedy" consider, that the proclaimed
Magazine "Time" "Summer of sharks" actually the invention
The American mass media which were on short rations in the dead
Season of holidays. And sharks of mass-media, as is known, disdain nothing,
Even drop. Kannibalizm for them professional craft.
With "akulovedami" agree and... Mathematicians. So, John Allen
Paulos, the professor of mathematics of Templsky university and the author
Fascinating books "Arithmetic illiteracy"and"the Mathematician
Reads newspapers ", writes in" New York tajms ", that freezing blood
Histories about attacks of sharks on people is "summer nonsense". It
Says, that "it is possible to excuse average Americans, if they
Have believed in that attacks of sharks were the main threat
To mankind in August ". This error of mathematics
Writes off on the bill of the press which has terrified in search of sensations and in
Features of TV. And figures, as always, on the party
Mathematics. For this year, including August, sharks of 40 times attacked on
The person, from them 29 times - in the United States, in the majority
Cases at coast of Florida. If to compare these figures to millions
Accidents on water and hundreds millions the people bathing
In reservoirs the above-stated figures will turn to the insignificant
Mathematical sizes which will appear behind a board not fishing
The schooners overturned by blood-thirsty white sharks, and statisticans.
By the way to tell, this year sharks regaled on human flesh where
More modestly, than in the past. According to George Berdzhessa, the biologist,
Specialising on sharks, directors of the International file on
"To attacks of sharks" (Shark Attak File) at Florida university, in
Last year 79 attacks of sharks on people have been fixed. And
In general sharks for a year ten persons, that a drop on the average kill in
The sea in portable and a word literal sense in comparison with
Quantity of the sharks killed by people for the same interval of time.
It at all "to me vengeance and az I will render", not an eye for an eye and,
Certainly, not a tooth for a tooth, that is a jaw for a jaw. Everyone
The inhabitant of our planet has in thirty times more chances to be
Amazed with a lightning, than bitten by a shark. Even chance to be
Bitten other representative homo sapiens much more!
However, the exclamation mark here is absolutely inappropriate.
More dangerously the person of a shark you will not find. The person - ideal
kannibal, kannibal-perfection. In general, biologists consider and
Ichthyologists, a source of an August panic were not sharks, and
Mass media, hungry on "exotic sensation" it is a lot of more than
Sharks on inedible people.
The mankind is obliged to sharks not only bitten off
Finitenesses. Sharks inspire imagination of creators of the graceful
Literature, beginning from a bible parable about the Ion. There is enough
To mention at least "Mobi Dik" Melvilla and "the Old man and the sea"
Hemingueja. Not without reason, according to the well-known Harward biologist
E.Vilsona, "we like our monsters", for horror, which they
Make up, raises creative impulses, forces faster
To stream creation adrenaline.
Sometimes too quickly...
Unfortunately, present August insanity on sharks not
Has impregnated the world literature. Have not been created "Mobi Dik",
"The Old man and the sea". But here the political paper for recycling was enriched
The reporter of magazine "Uikli became the new masterpiece, which author
uorld a news "Klif Lajndekker. The reader, I hope, has not forgotten, that
White shark of "sample" of 1916 have nicknamed the derelict. On - mine,
This word has inspired Klifa Lajndekkera on creation of the
Masterpiece. Having recollected, that so the countries, objectionable to Washington name,
Klif which name in a translation into Russian means "the abrupt
Breakage ", has broken from this and has composed history under the name" Castro
Trained sharks-murderers that they attacked the United States ".
This masterpiece of political paper for recycling is published in number "Uikli
uorld a news "for September, 4th.
Its maintenance is that:
"Severe plot" has been conceived by Fidel Castro who has despaired
To stop flight of Cubans from freedom Island. That
To intimidate fugitives and the refugees who have located in Florida,
Bearded komandante has given the command to set on coast
Atlantic and the Florida gulf of specially trained sharks,
Attacking people. After this, it appears, one more will follow
Wave of an attack of sharks, but already on Pacific coast and
Coastal waters of the Hawaiian Islands.
Sharks-murderers train in biological laboratory on strict
Protected island Pines. Klif-oborvysh asserts, that has gathered
These data from it is underground published on Cuba antikastrovskoj
Newspapers "Libertau" which employee managed to get secretly
On island. It appears, first Castro intended to create the whole
Flotilla of dolphins-kamikazes that they blew up steamships with
The American tourists. It and plans zasylki bore the poisonous
Dragon from the Arabian East on the American beaches. But from dolphins -
The kamikaze was necessary to refuse, as the American tourists carry
With itself to Cuba so scarce there dollars. As to
Venomous snakes, apparently, bosom friends Castro -
Colonel Kaddafi and Saddam Hussein - could not provide it
Enough of killing reptiles.
Here then Castro also has decided to stop on sharks - murderers.
Results of this plan have yielded the fruits in August, having called in
To America a general panic. The American press hating Castro
pohleshche any sharks, has fallen for the bait komandante, having inflated a fire
Fears till the Homeric sizes. (Not without reason Castro studied
To art of fishing at the author "the Old man and the sea", and not without reason FBI
Suspected Hemingueja of complicity to communists.) all it
Its reporter on nickname Marko has told on pages "Libertad",
Sent on island Pines. Marko asserts, that though the main
The purpose kastrovskih sharks-murderers are the United States, but other
The world too is under the threat of similar invasion, that
Has shown occurrence of sharks in the Bahamas. (The bitten foot
The banker-investor of Krishna Thompson from New York - a rare case,
When the shark of communism has won a shark of capitalism.) "sharks -
Excellent predators. Specially deduced and trained in
Quality of ocean wanderers, they move on the huge
Distances also attack the victims - people ", - quotes Marko
Olden time Klif. The whole army of ichthyologists, genetikov, experts on
biheviorizmu (to behaviour of animals) foster for Castro whole
Generations of sharks-murderers which are grazed at coast Connected
States. Moreover, these sharks feed with corpses of the people who have died from
AIDS which bring in hospital on the same island Pines.
However, according to all-knowing Marko, to sharks feed not
Only the people who have died of AIDS, but also quite live opponents
Castro. On the one hand, the mode gets rid of far-outers. With
Other party, to sharks impart taste to the fresh human
To meat. As Americans speak, Castro kills one stone at once
Two birds. It to you not Russian two hares, having pursued for which
Any you will not catch!.
As we see, writing Klifa Lajndekkera from "Uikli uorld dejli"
Far not "the Old man and the sea", and Marko from "Liberdad" - not "Mobi Dik".
You can ask - really Americans believe similar rubbish?
I will respond a question to a question - as the Soviet people, by the way, could
The most read in the world to believe that at Khruschev of a trouble of ours
Agriculture resulted from intrigues of CIA transferring in
Socialist camp koloradskih bugs? That that and it!
Sharks of imperialism and communism not plough the first year
The propaganda seas and oceans. It is not necessary to be the mathematician,
Reading newspapers to establish, that in these jaws
Gluttonous sharks was lost much more people, than from sharks
The natatorial.
And in general, the person to the person a shark. Or koloradsky a bug...
Melor Sturua.
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//* an information Source: the Moscow member of the Komsomol, 5.09.01
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