Brilliant from a cesspool.
Brilliant from a cesspool.
People, the laughter became whose trade, in a life usually happen very much
The sad. I know only one exception to the rules - great
French comedian Fernandelja, Fernana Kontandena.
The love of great people always accepts any unexpected
Forms.
In history with Fernandelem amorous peripetias have reached the
Peak.
Its love story has appeared it is similar to a feat.
Itself Fernandel told this history on public a little
Time. He has tested the first love feeling, when at it
Teeth was ill and it has come to the dentist. Business occurred in
Suburb of Marseilles. The dentist there was one on all place - it
Called daddy Mans. Most Fernandelja called simply Fernanom, and it
Was to nobody the known actor-fan who had some
Success, acting in port vegetable marrows with grivuaznymi couplets.
Before an input in an office of dentist Fernan has seen the beauty,
Which has amazed it in the heart. The guy has smiled. Have recollected
Smile Fernandelja?! And its teeth?! Then you will understand, that has tested
The girl! It has stood as hypnotised. The rabbit looks on
Boa more live sight...
* * * Daddy Mans was the ideal executioner. Fernan shouted, howled,
Hissed - it did not touch the dentist.
- I to you will make a smile, suffer, - he admonished Fernana.
When "torture" has ended, Mans udovletvorenno has looked on
The exhausted guy also has said: "can not come More. At you
That's all right. And here still that, smart guy, there in a corridor sits mine
Daughter Anrietta. Tell to it, that it can enter ".
So Fernan has learnt, how call the eighth miracle of light. The subsequent
Night he could not fall asleep. It was stirred by an aching pain. A teeth here was
At what. Ached smothering, amazed with arrows of the Cupid. Next morning
It has again appeared at the dentist.
- What for you have come? At you that's all right! - it is angry has asked
It Mans.
Fernan has lain:
- The tooth again is ill me! Pull out it!
- You have become crazy! At you a teeth is perfectly in order!
Fernan Kontanden was unshakable. The dentist has decided, that has
Business with the finished masochist. The torn out tooth indeed has appeared
Absolutely healthy.
* * * But Fernan has achieved the object. From the dentist it
Came back together with his daughter. Has waited it! Has met, leaving
From an office! Half an hour guarded behind a corner while it has not finished
To speak with daddy! When it has suddenly arisen before it with a smile
On lips, the girl has shuddered, but has allowed to take itself home.
Being excused, they have agreed to meet next day - in
Midday, in a building of a city town hall. Daddy observed of them from
Windows.
Next morning Fernan has rushed off to the florist, has bought most
Magnificent basket with flowers - and already in 11 stood on ratushnoj
The areas. "Time murder" seemed to it eternity. When on
To city town hall has punched twelve, he has understood, that has ripened for
The most resolute actions.
Fernan has dived into a dark town hall, has noticed in a corner the dark
Figure Anrietty and with fighting heart has directed towards. "It
I! "- he has whispered with pleasure. In the same second a smile slowly
Has slipped from his face. The magnificent bouquet has departed on a floor. Before
Fernanom as if from under the earth daddy Mans has grown.
- If once again I will see near to own daughter -
povydergivaju all teeth! Has understood?! You will lisp to the death!
- The dentist has hissed.
* * * Fernan ZHozef Dezire Kontanden was posramlen, but
To recede was not going to. See with Anriettoj it could not any more.
Chances of a meeting have decreased to zero.
In one perfect morning Marseilles has been shocked by news. The son
The local teacher - Zhozef-pustomelja - became the successor huge
Status which to it was left by the uncle who has died in Dover. This news
Would not make on Fernandelja impression, if the lucky beggar not
It has appeared it is happy doubly. Local scandal-mongers "have written down" it in
Grooms perfect Anrietty.
Unexpected riches it has appeared for ZHozefa an excellent occasion
To show off to the future bride. The sharp-witted small has invited
Daddy Mansa, his wife and the daughter to go with it to Dover, that
To be present at ceremony of the introduction into rights of succession.
- Your liked abduct, - friends have informed Fernandelju.
However itself Fernan thought differently. Being buried and disappearing, it
Has followed the beloved to Dover. By the same train...
* * * The unique decent hotel in Dover was called
"Mill millstones". Fernan it is imperceptible from daddy Mansa has lodged
In the same ancient hotel, as they, only a floor above.
Has attentively studied a hotel lay-out. On the one hand windows
Hotels left on a narrow medieval small street, along the edges
Which else cesspools - from time immemorial have been dug for
Slops and dung, with another - on a blossoming garden. Fernana it quite
Arranged.
In a head at it has ripened the ingenious plan. Distances between
Floors in this hotel were small. The girl have lodged
Separately from parents - it is direct under room Fernana. Enamoured
The guy thought to go down to the beloved on a cord and
To get into a bedroom through a window. Fernan was strong and young,
Its love - passionate and same strong, and windows - small
And very narrow.
Having waited while parents Anrietty who have got tired from road will be forgotten
Day dream, Fernan has begun descent. Later he told, that
The distance seeming to it insignificant, actually
It has appeared huge. Through a narrow window it has made the way safely,
However most Anrietty in a bedroom it has not appeared.
Fernan has walked on a room back and forth. Has stroked a pillow, on
Which the head of its beloved should be based.
Has heard a gnash in a keyhole, and then a silent voice
Daddies Mansa: "the Daughter, you has woken up?".
Fernan has rushed to a window. The key in the lock has begun with a scratch
To turn. The guy has grasped a hand a tip of a cord,
Has made a start a foot from a window sill and with horror has felt, as
Flies downwards. Its body with an appetizing smack has plopped down in
Cesspool. Faecal waters were closed over a head
The beloved.
* * * Daddy Mans with suspicion has listened to noise,
Reached from street. Not having found out the daughter, has looked out in a window. In a nose
shibanul an unpleasant smell of dung. The clean dentist densely
Has shut a window in a bedroom.
* * * On a surface of rotten waters head Fernana has seemed. It
With noise has inhaled air and nearly has not lost consciousness from the awful
Smell. Two grebka - and it has got out of a hole. Thanks God, has not sunk.
It was necessary to change clothes and be washed faster.
Fernan has rushed to a hotel main entrance. Were condensed
Twilight.
* * * The happy owner of uncle's inheritance ZHozef Errio
In the room told Anriette about the future of France. The girl
Obviously missed. A smile of its new acquaintance - charming and
Ridiculous Fernana - contained more sense, than all that nonsense,
That its "promised" ground.
* * * Fernan has sliped in a hotel hall. It has stopped
Suspicious hail of the door-keeper.
- You where? - That has asked severely.
- I here live, - baring a teeth in a fawning smile, have said
Fernan.
- You live? - Impudently grinning, the door-keeper has asked again. - can
To be, you even remember, in what number?
- In the thirteenth, - even more widely smiling, has said Fernan.
The door-keeper liked a joke of the tramp. In a window he has seen two
Policemen.
- Now you spend in your apartments, - it is humiliating
Bowing, has said sluzhaka and left on street. Fernan with relief
Has sighed. The door-keeper it is shrill has whistled. Policemen, as
Hounds, have rushed to hotel.
- At you the client, - smiling to them, has shown on Fernana the door-keeper.
Fernan smiled, yet has not understood, that it are going to to arrest.
The more it rested and shouted, the more strongly him beat.
Policemen were irritated with the bald lie of the tramp!
* * * Self-satisfied ZHozef Errio has invited the future bride in
Local small restaurant. Its naive mummy was there and then called to make
To young men the company. In small Dover all settled down a side about
Side - on the main area, as stages of a course of life. School,
University, prison, church and restaurant. When resting
Fernana wore out in a police station, has hammered in a bell.
Curious visitors of restaurant through windows observed of that,
As assidious policemen relieved a small city "of a dirt".
Fernana have locked in a lock-up in which already there were two
Suspicious type.
* * * ZHozef and Anrietta accompanied by mummy Mans have entered in
Restaurant. Having scented attention of a society, ZHozef has dismissed a tail and, as
To anybody not addressing, began to tell on eighth time
To the bride that has tested when took out the uncle's inheritance to itself in
Hotel from the old house which was going to to sell.
* * * Tramps that sat with Fernanom in one chamber, spoke
In not clear language for the young man. Words were
French, but their sense remained cinciputs.
- I say to you, that treasures already in hotel. In its number.
The safe - as blind, and brilliants are stored in an old chest, -
Splashing a saliva, convinced one.
- What for to it to store pebbles in a chest when it has a safe?
- Asked another.
- As blind. To me their neigbour told about it.
The dead man has been assured: if it will plunder, necessarily
Will get to crack the safe, and in a mouldering chest at all will not glance.
Debaters have interrupted conversation and have paid attention on Fernana.
- Hey, vonjuchka, you for what took?
Fernan heatedly has begun to tell about the misfortune.
Its new interlocutors have appeared more trustfully policemen.
Especially they have quickened, having heard history ZHozefa Errio. Were accepted
Is inquisitive to ask, in what number it has stopped. Knocking from
Colds teeth, Fernan told it improbable history of the
Love and falling in a cesspool. Inquiry of swindlers has interrupted a call
On interrogation.
The senior inspector behaved impudently. First, in a pointed manner
Has stopped up both nostrils with paper plugs, secondly, has opened
Wide open the window, having forced Fernana to knock teeth even more strongly, and
In addition has promised to hitch up the guy on the gallows. Believing, that a life
It is terminated, Fernan has looked out in a window where the life boiled, and has seen
Anriettu, leaving restaurant under a hand with krasavchikom ZHozefom
Errio.
- This girl can confirm, that I do not say lies! - it has shouted as
The madman. Understanding what to lose there is nothing, Fernan has jumped on
zareshechennoe a window, crying out: "Anrietta, Anrietta!" - also has landed
Lattice as though it was paper. The old age stuck out literally
From this city, as springs from a mattress. Even iron lattices on
Police station windows have appeared rotten. Having opened mouths from
Amazement, policemen observed, how, having risen from the earth, Fernan
Easy jumps has rushed off to the beautiful girl, intending its that
Whether to strangle, whether to steal.
Noise, din, whistle have instantly drawn attention of people with all
The areas. The young pair and the strange beggar was surrounded with dense crowd
Gapers. Policemen were hardly tore through a ring of people.
Anrietta has there and then taken aback them that well knows vonjuchku -
The beggar. Having listened to its intelligible slow explanation,
Policemen have reluctantly released Fernana back home.
Back the actor went to hotel, hardly constraining tears.
To appear before liked in such terrible state! Some times it
Scaredly looked back, having caught shrill whistles of policemen
And shouts: "Catch them, catch!". It did not know, that its new
Acquaintances ran.
Having passed the door-keeper, Fernan not noticed has risen to itself on a floor.
Having approached to the door, has found out, that somewhere has lost a key from the
Rooms. What to do? In a head there was no light thought.
Fernan has hidden in any closet. Instead of pleasure of love - shame and
Shame! It was necessary only - to get one to number or to die.
* * * At this moment on a ladder someone's steps were heard. The actor
It was swept up on a corridor. He did not doubt at all, that it again
Will arrest as the tramp and Anrietta any more will not help. From two parties
Corridor there were someone's dark silhouettes.
- Ba, the old acquaintance! - silent exclamation of one of figures has deduced
Fernana from catalepsy. He has looked narrowly. Before it stood it
"Old acquaintances". Fernan has not jumped up nearly for pleasure.
- You have released! As it is healthy! - it has rushed towards to two
To "friends". - I live here, - it has specified in a door, - and a key from
Numbers has lost. Open it. You have a master key?!
Thieves silently looked on Fernana. He has felt, as in its side
The knife has rested.
- Show, where there lives the successor, - one has grinned. - only
pikni - you will become silent for ever!
New acquaintances did not joke. Fernan has brought them to door Errio. In
Its second have opened. Fernana have inconsiderately pushed into a room.
At the left there was shining, as a smile, a safe, on the right - a chest with
The huge lock which have in two steps opened. A cover of a chest with
Scratch has risen.
- Give get, you will submit to us things, - have pushed to
Narrow crack Fernana. The actor as hypnotised has squeezed
Inside. Has rummaged around a hand, something has grasped and has stretched to villains: what
vorohi papers, linen sacks. Each time those it is indignant
Whispered: "Not that! Search better!".
Suddenly in a corridor the man's laughter, then someone's steps was heard,
Which have stood, having overtaken a door. And then voice ZHozefa
Errio has wished someone "good night". In a keyhole
The gnash was distributed. Robbers have stood. One of them has struck on
To cover, it with knock has slammed, having struck Fernana on a head.
The actor heard, how villains have run up to a window, consulting, as
It is better to get over on eaves in next number, and then to Fernana
Two splashes have reached - the cesspool passed akkurat under
Windows of the happy successor of a status. Fernan udovletvorenno
Has crossed. The next second the door was opened.
Errio has some times walked backwards-forward, loudly repeating:
"It seems, I have drunk too much! To me it is bad!". Has then approached to a chest and
Has lifted a cover. Fernan, joyfully smiling, has jumped out of a chest.
ZHozef has wildly cried and has fainted.
At a door have there and then knocked. The gentle voice was outside distributed
Anrietty: "ZHozef, with you that's all right?". Shivering hands
Fernan has opened a door... Anrietta has thrown the arms round its a neck.
* * * Sitting next day in a train, taking away it home,
Fernan, not getting tired, thanked the God and Anriettu! Diligence
Girls it managed to get out of history with robbery ZHozefa.
The girl has convinced the unfortunate successor that anybody in
Chest was not. There was a delirium tremens.
Moreover, having come back home, Anrietta it is definitive
Has given up ZHozefu. And Fernana the destiny, on the contrary, has thanked for all
The transferred sufferings. Washing the dress soiled in dung, it
Has found out in a pocket a brilliant. As it there has appeared, remains for
It secret. Whether it has got to a pocket when he rummaged in a chest
The dead. And can be, a brilliant it is not known as has got to it from
Cesspool. The god laid there knows how much... The Riddle! In any
Case unexpected riches Fernana have made on daddy Mansa
Due impression.
In three weeks it has conceded to requests of the daughter and has blest her
Marriage with the beginning actor. It wondered: that it has found in
This guy with a horse physiognomy? His face was impossible
To make out, when he smiled, - all closed a teeth. But in charm
To it was not equal.
In day of wedding the young man took to itself a new name - "it
Fernan "- that in French sounded as Fernandel. And still through
Year has received engagement in a cabaret "Eldorado" in Nice. Under a name
Fernandel the actor has travelled all south of France. Then has received
The invitation in Parisian theatre "п п?п п п?п?", where its popularity
Has turned back the present glory accompanying a title first
The French comedian whom it reserved thirty years,
Yet has not conceded throne Lui de Fjunesu.
Dmitry Minchenok.
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//* an information Source: the Moscow member of the Komsomol, 16.09.01 `
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