Inhuman voice of the secretary general.
Inhuman voice of the secretary general.
Brezhnev went mad of singing of canaries.
There was at dostochtimogo Leonid Ilicha Brezhnev a passion. No, about
Ineradicable passion to lobzanijam know everything, and here about
All-consuming love to these sladkogolosym quivering sozidanijam -
Only units. And reached that, even being late on
The next session of the Political bureau, the secretary general could not give up to itself in
Pleasure to call in to admire pevunjami... On the Poultry market.
Liked it and zheltenkie, as limonchiki, and orange, as
Ripe oranges, and greenish, as young grapes. And when
Opened the mouth, napyzhivalis and from a tiny breast
Were pulled out magnificent beauty of a trill and a roulade, Brezhnev from
Delight could and have a little cry. And fault to all this madness
mahonkie overseas birdies - canaries.
You were not on Canary Islands?
It is a lot of hundreds years ago severe Spanish conquistadors,
Chained in an armour, swearing, went on damp tropical woods
svezheotkrytyh Canary Islands. In dense foliage flitted
Myriad of ordinary-looking small grey-green little birds, but as
They sang! To native Spain along with spices and rare breeds
Tree cages, chock-full the birdies who have received "have floated"
The name kanario.
The matter is that at canaries beautifully and modulatingly sings only
The male, samochka only modestly tries to copy it, but more often
In total it is unsuccessful. However business was not in a song. The first have tried
To monopolise canary business the Spanish monks. Kenary without
Steams could not breed, accordingly, demand for birdies was
The regular. The singer at all worth its weight in gold cost sladkogolosyj,
As the birdie weighs only 30-50 grammes. For especially talented
Individuals the whole locks and even gave ground possession in size with
Small kingdom. Who and as, on pain of a death penalty,
Has managed to spend samochku kanareechki to Europe, already
It is not known. But only from now on canaries of a steel
Full mistresses of petty-bourgeois drawing rooms and imperial rooms,
Taverns and roadside taverns.
But on bores and pedants of Englishmen canary roulades, probably, not
Have made due impression, and they have rushed to deduce
Decorative canaries - with cops, combs, pompons,
Curly, dlinnohvostyh, terry and even all colours of a rainbow.
However, they sing not so well, as their modestly "dressed" colleagues,
But it not especially excites inhabitants of foggy Albion.
In Germany natural canary trills too not especially
Have got accustomed, at burghers in honour "artificial songs". Kenarov -
Scooters learnt and learn to sing under every possible pipes and street organs,
kolentsa turned out low, gruffish, perekatistye (from here and
The name "scooter" - "sliding"). And German birdies sing with
The closed beak! In mountains of Harz passionate kanarovod on a surname
Volshlang has constructed for the pitomits the whole conservatory. And even
Has invented the smart body set in motion by water and having
Nine various tones. Thanks to this wonderful tool
Canaries study to modulate the singing. And so it is modulating and
Masterly sing birds because their vocal device is arranged
In very artful image - at them not one throat, and whole two. Still in
Voice of birds scientists have found out ultrasonic overtones, which not
Perceives an ear of the person. And in Spain, in the city of Badalona, club
Fans of canaries were constructed for the pupils by hotel. In opinion
Spaniards, kenary require dialogue of not less people, and to that
At close contact they sing is better.
Here only in America the price, trills or plumage interest
Buyers of canaries least. After events on September, 11th
Experts have informed, that these birds are more sensitive to
To poisonous gases, than people. Presence even small concentration
Poison gas in air leads to instant death
Birds. Because of this feature of canaries earlier even took with itself
In faces miners. The Yankee sellers have there and then bought up all birds, but and
Zoologists are disturbed by that to birds will not be provided
Necessary leaving and care, and they can die simply of hunger and
Draughts. And the director of the medical zoological centre Michael
Garvi has declared, that from Americans "very silly" to hope
On so unreliable indicator of chemical danger also that
Canaries is not a method of struggle against terrorism.
Humpbacked the tomb will not correct.
- But not only singing canaries it is possible to see in the capital
Pet-shops, is even figured and humpbacked. These little birds
Specially grow up in small sections where the bird cannot
"In full growth to be extended". At curly canaries with a voice a trouble, and
Here with magnificent plumage of problems is not present, only to make out in a cloud
Feathers the birdie very difficult, - is told by Peter Zavyalov,
kanarovod with the forty-year experience, from them twenty traded on
To birdie.
- On simplicity of the maintenance the canary can compete with
The chicken. It would be warm, without cold draughts and closeness,
zernosmesi in plenty and fresh voditsa. Besides researches,
Spent by psychologists, have shown, that hearing of songs of canaries
Removes stresses, pressure and calms nerves much
More effectively contemplation of aquarian small fishes.
At canaries the male, and, accordingly, sings only kenar costs in
Some times more expensively. But here distinguish the male from a female can only
Very big expert, unfortunately, at these birds the sexual
dimorfizm brightly it is not expressed. And not to any seller in a choice
It is possible to trust, - Peter Ivanovich is frank. - Here council
There can be only one - while the birdie will not start singing, do not hurry
To fork up. The first voice tests kenar carries out in
Monthly age, but really will start to sing only in more
Mature age. At purchase it is not out of place to pay attention on
Health of the feathery soloist - the birdie should not be too old
Or lean (a good sign - the roundish paunch and if to blow on
Plumelets - a pink skin). If you are interested in the excellent
The singer in this case kenar it is doomed to loneliness, family
Sing much less and worse.
In a food of a canary are unpretentious, but to ready the grain
The mix can add delicacies sometimes. Them concern a slice
vkrutuju the welded egg, a little fresh cottage cheese, also will not refuse
Birdies to regale motylem or flour worms.
Also there are no special problems at cultivation of canaries.
If the pair was pleasant each other, in a week in a nest
(Are on sale in pet-shops) samochka will postpone from 3 to 7 eggs. Through
Couple of weeks there will be baby birds.
Song under pressure.
Because of a dense smoke screen the gentle canary reached
Trills.
Uneven-age muzhiks in the washed off shirts and mjatyh
Jackets, with volume bags, nervously shifting from one foot to the other, smoked on
To ladder - the Moscow international competition of a song of a canary
ovsjanochnogo a tune met participants.
Women here do not favour, say, that only the real man
Hears and understands beauty of a song kenara - tunes, scatterings, a knee.
And what housewife will come in a head specially to learn this
Tiny lemon birdie to sing? And to the stronger sex all at all, after all
That the canary has beautifully and correctly started singing, it is required almost whole
Year of continuous employment. Here also drag with itself on cage job
With little birds, take holiday at own expense and learn, learn.
Write down and make the liked song on the tape recorder and
Twist to a canary all day and night. Sit at a cage with a goose feather,
Which name a stick and if the birdie was false in
Punishment can and "spank". But also it not the main thing: for this purpose
That singing of canaries was more gentle, them maltreat -
On the strict low-calorie diet. The thicker a little bird, the more loudly
And the voice is more rough at it.
The canary by the nature - a mocker and to adopt a manner
Singing can any. For example, in Europe these birdies learnt to sing under
Pipe and penny whistles, and at us, at Russian, the love to singing
Wood birds. Here also learnt Russian kenarov porridge, a titmouse yes
Nightingales - so have appeared two hundred years ago canaries ovsjanochnogo
Tune. And imitation a nightingale is considered till now at
kanarovodov a bad form.
Were famous for the birds Kaluga, Smolensk and Tula
Provinces, under their cultivation were given attics of houses. Grown
And trained kenarov in the closed warmed carriages equipped
Special ovens and hot-water bottles, carried for Urals Mountains, to Siberia. To a place
Purposes the price of a birdie was multiplied in a geometrical progression, but
Demand did not fall. An original role in fashion introduction on canaries
Russian taverns have played. Thanking these birdies singing without
Have got tired all year long, innkeepers saved on musicians.
In due time fans and judges of singing of Russian canary
Were Bunin, Kuprin, Roman-korsakov, Glinka, Turgenev, and Feodor
Shalyapin and Maxim Bitter specially dropped in in taverns "on
Canaries ". But revolution and the First World War sosluzhili for
Russian canaries bad service, revolutionaries declared a canary
Narrow-mindedness symbol.
But not all on a pocket professionally singing canary, earlier
The price for the vociferous singer passed for one thousand dollars. Now
Has fallen to five hundred green.
Song competition - employment not for nervous: speak, such
Fights happen because of ostensibly incorrectly put points.
Kanarovody - the people hot, for the birdie can and on a physiognomy
To go, and with a floor-mat to impose. Well and if all are happy also medals
rozdany worthy, then not a sin for the favourite and a vodka wine-glass
To overturn. Sing, ptashechka, sing! Sing, do not stop!
Natalia Arsenyev.
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//* an information Source: the Moscow member of the Komsomol, 9.06.02
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